Cum arata Facebook la sat. Ion si Mãria au cont de Facebook.

6 Feb, 2011

Cum ar arata Facebook-ul la sat? Cum ar fi daca Mãria si Ion ar avea cont pe Facebook ?
Ceva super funny ce am tot primit pe email zilele astea si am zis sa va arat si voua
Totul e structurat pe zile, ca povestea sa fie si mai interesanta

Sâmbãtã

Ion is in a relationship with Mãrie.
Mãrie is now in a relationship with Ion and other 26 people. (Popa Satului and other 24 people like this)
Mãrie is attending the event “Mulsul vacii”. (Vaca lui Mãrie and Ion like this)
Mãrie is not really attending the event “Mulsul vacii”. She is actually attending Vasile in the barn. Ion comes to see Mãrie attending the “Mulsul vacii” event and finds out what is she actually attending.
Ion is now single.
Ion was invited to join group “Betivanii Satului”.
Ion and other 20 people are attending the event “Betie la crâsmã”. (Crâsmarul likes this)
Ion set his status to: “supãrat sunt doamne, iarãsi supãrat.”
Ion is now drunk and pissed on Mãrie’s Wall.
Mãrie finished attending Vasile.
Mãrie set her status to: “Foarte obositã. Sper sã mã pot trezi mâine sã merg la bisericã.”
Vasile commented to Mãrie’s status: “Eu nici nu cred cã vin. Poate duminica viitoare.”

Duminica

Babele din sat are attending the event “Slujba de duminicã”. (Popa Satului, Pãrintele Iosif, Cantoru’ and Clopotaru’ like this)
Betivii satului missed the event “Slujba de duminicã” because of its interference with the event “Betia de duminicã”. (The Devil 666 Satana likes this)
Popa Satului and Popa Porno are now friends. (The Devil 666 Satana and Clopotaru’ like this)

Luni

Mãrie set her status to: “La spovedit…”
Ion commented on Mãrie’s status: “Ce-i Mãrie, te-o prins rusinea?”
Mãrie also commented on her status: “Taci, Ioane cã esti prost.”
Popa Satului also commented on Mãrie’s status: “:)) )”. (Primarul Satului likes this)
Vaca lu’ Mãrie set her status to “Muuuuuuuuuu…”
Mãrie commented to Vaca lu’ Mãrie status: “Ioi ce proastã is, am uitat sã te mulg. Dupã spovedit vin si la tine. Paste pânã atunci.” (Vaca lu’ Mãrie likes this)
Primarul Satului added “spagã” and “corruption” to his activities. (Popa Satului likes this)
sefu de Post set his status to: “La primãrie, la o vorbã cu primarul”
Primarul Satului is now attending “Puscãria”. (Bebitã Sãpunaru’ and all his friends like this)

Marti

Mãrie set her status to “Watching «fermier caut mireasã», so fuck off.”
Vaca lu’ Mãrie exploded. (Ion likes this)
Mãrie commented: “vaaaaiii… o murit vaca… am uitat s-o mulg… mã omoarã tata când se intoarce de la crâsmã.”
Popa Satului also commented: “super, incã o inmormântare pe sãptãmâna asta”. (Cantoru’ and Popa Porno like this)
Popa Satului added “Praying” and “Porn” to his activities. (Popa Porno and Pãrintele Iosif like this)
Popa Satului, Pãrintele Iosif and Clopotaru’ are now in a relationship and it’s complicated. (The Devil 666 Satana likes this)

Miercuri

Popa Satului set his status to “Zi de post, fiilor”. (Babele Satului like this; Betivii Satului dislike this)
Tata lu’ Mãrie posted on Mãrie’s Wall: “Ce ai fãcut cu vaca? Te omor.”
Tata lu’ Mãrie killed Mãrie. (Ion and Popa Satului like this; Vasile and other 25 people dislike this)
Tata lu’ Mãrie is now attending “Puscãria” along with Primarul Satului.
Mãrie is attending Hell. (The Devil 666 Satana, Hitler, Stalin, Saddam Hussein and other 75 bilion dead people like this)
Vaca lu’ Mãrie is attending Heaven. (Saint Peter likes this)

Sursa: zamfy-blog.blogspot.com

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